"Damm the promotional images" cursed Ray as he read Angelines text again
Must meet your hotter than Brad, want you.
Tickets to The Last Night Of The Proms-£100,
Crate of Carlsberg-£20,
Company of a loose woman-£50,
Golden Bugle-bl***y priceless!
gawd knows wot me mates on the estate will fink of this- i look a right ponce
Of course my tools are made of gold – I’m a plumber
playing his golden trumpet for the last place in this years x factor,please welcome Beowolf!
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