 " Honest Dear.... its my first one today"
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It's true blood is thicker than water
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His dentist had warned him not to eat person, they're just too crunchy!
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 Quentin was slightly miffed when he discovered he'd missed out on the Oompa Loompa auditions!
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LOVE AT FIRST BITE 
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david takes his anger on a workmate when he finds out a little too late its his wifes time of the month
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How many times do I have to tell you - PUT THE LID ON THE KETCHUP BEFORE YOU SHAKE IT!
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Jerry suddenly realised the local Jobcentre may have misinterpreted his request for someone to referee the local cricket match
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You are so sexist! Why shouldn't I be suffering from PMT?
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 "You said it was only a check-up, this will cost me a fortune !"<a href="javascript:void(0);" title="Smile  "> </a>
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Yuk.....taste like a ketchup, not blood!!
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I SAID, I WANTED MUSTARD ON MY HOT DOG , NOT TOMATO SAUCE!!!!!!!!!
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I'll kill him! He let me go to the shops looking like THIS!
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i ordered white not red!!!
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workers rush to repair the leak at the tomato sauce factory
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 "Don't you EVER say I don't know how to apply a little Blusher" !!!!!
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"Are you sure the book was called the Karma Sutra?"
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you do know you have to do a risk assessment before trying my blood?
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Oh sweet horror .. How could I forget I'm a vegetarian.
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Get that f*cking barbeque on NOW!!!!!!!
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