When you got me to wear this for a dare you said NOTHING about going out on a date!
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What do you mean "Driving Miss Daisy" was a euphemism?
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Eddie Murphy's taste for transvestite prostitutes was getting ever more desperate...
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I told you coming to the fancy dress party as Lady Penelope and Parker was a mistake
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"Oooh! So you think my bum does look big in this, hm!"
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 "Don't tell me you're not wearing the incontinence pants....!!!"
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You mean it’s not fancy-dress?
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From the very first scene of the sequel to "The Pelican Brief", it was clear that Denzel Washington had aged better than Julia Roberts.
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Okay, I'll give you your boots, but first I want my bra back!!!
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JB: "Right, I'll agree to do 'Driving Miss Daisy" and after that we'll do 'Million Dollar Baby'. But there's no way we're gonna do 'Last Tango in Paris'
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This is a local parking lot for local people.
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Mos Def's mail order bride wasn't quite what he was hoping for.
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Last time it was "Yes Miss Daisy", now it's "Yus M'Lady" - and paint that German taxi pink
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Jack Black: Let's face it, we've done worse things together Mos Def: Don't even go there Jack Black: Thats not what you were saying... Mos Def: DROP IT!!
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What do you mean you won't drive me to Ascot????
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LOOK ,YOU GOTTA ADMIT I LOOK A DARN SIGHT BETTER THAN DUSTIN HOFFMAN -AND HE GOT A GODDAM OSCAR!
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No way, i'll swap you my boots, but there's no way i'm swapping hats, that peaked style just wouldn't go with my dress
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Sienna millers choice of festival chic was questionalble this year even her driver refused to take her
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I said 'Get the address' not 'Get me a dress'. Now get your blasted hearing checked or you're fired!
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OOOOh! The draft up my skirt reminds me - we've still got to do Wind In The Willows!
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