Right people time for a bit of fun with two word story telling. For those who are unfamiliar this is how it works: I start us off with two words, then the next person jumps in with two words and so on, soon we should have a semi-coherent story going. Here goes:

One Day...

Euler stepped...

on Dan's...

mars bar

whilst simultaneously

yet tragically

decapitating himself!

Nevertheless, he

marched on

proudly brandishing

his long

standing resentment

for misanthropic

forum contributors

like himself.


(Ha ha, only joking Euler!)

Mea culpa!

Pissed off,

he unloaded

his only

remaining copy