girl: have you people got nothing better to do than think up silly punchlines - can't you see I've got a situation here
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Why do boys always bring up the size factor?
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Blond - Hey guys. Go to that Magicalia place and bring my DVD Player
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At least two people misunderstood the Hallowe'en party theme of "Wizard and Cape."
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 Marilyn just loves watching nature shows up close
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girl,(singing)
♪♪♪ "Always look on the bright side of life"♪♪♪
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girl,
"I don't care what you say, this is the last time that I answer one of those blind ads for "Volunteers Needed for Animal Studies Research!"
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girl.
"Are you sure that this is the way "Jane" got that part in the Tarzan movie"?
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You said I was your Best friend!
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Dont you think its time you saw a dentist?
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(girl,)
Frankly, compared to where I'm from, the nightlife here is pretty tame.
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Girl thinking...
If i don't make eye contact, maybe they wont notice me...?
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Show me some respect, dammit, I'm in the movies
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I wonder where he finds banana's big enough?
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Phew! Ever heard of deodorant?
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Kong: Well don't look at me, it's not my line next.I mean to say - 4 years in RADA, 6 years working my butt off on stage and rep,T.V. and film and do they give me a single line.Not one. I am the star of the show afterall. It's my name on the titles. It wasn't like this on the set of George of the Jungle I can tell you. I had my own dressihg room and make-up artist.Whats more - not only did THEY trust me with half the script they let me do my John Cleese impression as well
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"Well, why don't we play cards for her"' he sneeringly replied, "and just to make it interesting, we'll have a shilling on the side?".
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Altogether now - "Lets do the time warp again"
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Lets get ready to RUMBLE !!!!!!
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