 Arrrr bit of fun errr, and if you have time you can suporrrrt Marie Curie cancer carrre. follow link -: http://www.yarr.org.uk/
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 In the words of the sage, to err is human, to arr is pirate...
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A sailor meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns telling about their adventures on the seas. The sailor notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook and an eye patch.
The sailor asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"
The pirate replies: "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."
"Goodness!" said the sailor. "What about the hook?"
"Well," replied the pirate, "we were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off."
"Incredible!" said the sailor. "And how did you get the eye patch?"
"A seagull-dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate.
"You lost your eye to a seagull-dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.
"Well," said the pirate,"it was my first day with the hook..."
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What to pirates learn in school? The 3 arrrrrs. Why are pirates called pirates? They just arrrrr.
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Hi All, Love the jokes, Sorry Dave been out of practice,with the pirate talk ? well it was a year ago ?  Arr
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 Hi Carl, hope you like this one. A little kid dresses up as a pirate to go trick or treating. he knocks on the door. A man answers. "oh, i can see you're dressed up as a pirate. Where are your buccaneers?" the kid replied "on the sides of my buckin' head!"  OK .....I'll go back to the music thread....now
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Hi Carl,Two Gay pirates leaning over the side of their ship admiring the view,when suddenly one falls overboard into the water,so the one on the ship shouts to the one in the water,"should i toss you a bhoy"and the one in the water replies"dont piss about,i,m drowning
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ARRR It be the day forr gabing like ye pirrate, wee hope ye havv a grrreat day, so be it me harrties, we hopes ye dont gouge out ye eyes with them thar hooks, and hope ye stumps dont ich OOOAAARRR ?
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Hi Carl, Even the scottish parliament were treated to some pirate speak by Mr Harviespeaking about the present monetary problems. "Isn't the root cause of the problem, the culture of de-regulated buccaneer capitalism, which all of these political parties have supported, celebrated and even courted?" he asked. I guess the answer is not to de-regulate your buckin'ears...
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OOAARRRR ! You be right tu think thar all poltitions arr pirates just look at the buckinears on Gordn Brown? even in ye old parlement ye old eyes to the left and eyes to the right ye can still hear ? me thinks that tharr must hurt ?
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There's one thing for sure no matter what side they're side they're on.......they all wind up slinging their hook and pegging it out office........
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err think you call it walking the plank ?
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short and thick? is that a pair of them trussed together?
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are we still talking politicians here Tamara ???
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I'll leave it up to your mutinous imagination
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OOAAARRR aye aye capt ! she's gona blow, (moby dick) ??? 
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