"Are we into retro Smurfs?" he said

 Other said " yeah, I know, it is shame we do not have blue toppers"

 Left man said " Should we kill a blue sharks for our props?"

 Other scream " What. you must be jokinnnnnnn ".....

End of part one.

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""Blu-ray device.......wow...fab....cannot believe it........eh? all yawn now?? eh??

[Credit show up]

First appreance ...(typed by drunkard!)

Eh cannot rememeber whichg oned showd up....[hicup!!, sorrrr must go for a ddrrrinkk]

director: CUT CUT CUT and WRAP IT UP......then whisper to next colleague who stand next to him..."Who is the pissed person?....oh I got it now,  Oliver Reeds?"

 Replied "Dunno, never see him before...." [hicccuppp!!] "Excuse me I may better check him to see if he got a bottle or not....." [hicccupppp]

 oh yes, what a fab gadget!

 I would love it and to cheers me up by watch movies as England isn't playing in the Euro Cup

Neighbours can sit in back garden in the sunshine and drink their drinks whilst watch your big TV! Bonus for them! Hee