THIS COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED!!
Ok we have a winner!! (drum roll please.....)
Congratulations go to Simon Sackett for this entry:
Ramsgate's a place where the kids sniff Mace and
They ain't scared o' nothin' but their mom's hairy face
When it 'pears at the door yellin' “Why you puffin'?”
And they say “Coppers comin', but I ain't nicked nuffin!”
The “Mum's gone to WHERE?" man's run off his feet
Busy dropping off the bags full of pseudo meat
Two minutes in the microwave, just thaw and eat
Don't matter that it's made of what cow's excrete
But hey, summer's coming, everything'll be right,
“What's wrong with you dude? It's a pikey campsite!”
We could lay on the beach in the bright sunlight
If there's space to put the towel down amongst the dog sh… YO!
Well done Simon! We'll be contacting you shortly. Special mentions go to Simon Richards 2 and Michelle johnstone for their excellent entries.
There'll be a new competition up next week so keep your eyes peeled...
Welcome folks to our latest AVR competition! Up for grabs this month is Samsung's all singing all dancing YH-J70 portable media player. With a hefty 20GB hard drive, this snazzy little number is able to play MPEG4 movies, music, games and display pictures. Not only that but it comes equipped with an FM tuner with the option to directly encode FM radio, line-in or voice to MP3.
The YH-J70 boasts a large 1.8in colour TFT LCD screen and features an intelligent G-Sensor, which detects if the device is dropped and stops the hard disk drive to prevent damage. YH-J70 is also the world's first digital audio player to feature the SRS WOW HD sound effect, delivering high definition sound quality.
"So how can I win one of these?" we hear you cry at your computer monitor... Well, this being a device at the cutting edge of the digital music revolution, we've decided to honour our street poet (though admittedly not the highest of fi) heroes such as The Streets and Goldie Looking Chain with a Crap Rap Comp. Just come up with a few lines of rhyme about your 'hood and the best/funniest/most bizarre will win the prize!
Sounds easy? Don't you believe it - have a look at some of our pathetic efforts:
Dave Oliver:
Tough enough is my 'hood in Hornsey
London town as far as the eye can see
If you ever cross me you'll be on a free-
Way to nowhere, like the pier goes to the sea
Al Rothwell:
Down in Brighton you see 'em all
Fatboy Slim, Eubank, Zoe Ball
But drunks and townies often give you the fear
Screwin' up your day on the Palace Pier
Oh dear, they're really bad aren't they? Judging by your imaginitive efforts in our previous competitions, we're certain you can do better. Just post your entries on the forum thread below.
Competition closes 28th February. Go on, get creative!
